A Woman’s husband in Britain talks so much in his sleep that she is always kept up by it. In response, she decided to keep a blog to record his musings. Here’s an excerpt of one of rants:
“I’d like to introduce you to Mr. and Mrs. Spoon… Fuck you, tossbag. I never liked them. And never will.”
“Yeah, falling in love is WONDERFUL. Especially when it’s with me.”
“Yeah I do. I have SO much to give. Choke on it!”
“Can you hold… can you hold my starfish? It doesn’t like it when I’m getting excited. Oh look, it likes you! Its legs are all cree-py cree-py.”
My Dad never slept much. 5 or 6 hours was all she wrote. I clearly got his disease. Because of my workout schedule I sleep more than I otherwise would, but I still top out at around 7 hours. So, reading a blog about a guy who’s sleeping largely just makes me jealous!
But, I can also relate. My brother and I shared a bedroom when we were kids (until I was 18!). We both talked in our sleep. My Dad said he’d get woken up in the middle of the night (light sleeper), thinking we were just being loud, come into our room to shut us up, and realize that in fact we were zonked out … and having a totally insane sleep induced conversation.
Unfortunately, there was no easy access to video cameras and Youtube back then, or I’d totally have that online. I would have loved to see it.
Speaking of Youtube, here’s an interview with the couple:
Jason Ferruggia has a new post about what kind of coach he is, and what kind of coach he isn’t. He’s basically helping to define his own niche for anyone who doesn’t know what it is.
The fitness industry is just like any other industry – it’s a field of specialists who know what they are good at and what they aren’t good at, and then everybody else. If you look for a trainer and they tell you “I do everything: bodybuilding training, fat loss, functional training, strength training, gymnastics, tennis training, yodeling, etc” … find a new trainer.
If you have a specific problem, go to the guy (or girl!) who specializes in fixing that exact problem. Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying your coach needs to be so tightly defined that he’s only got ONE focus. But, anything more than 3 (maybe four), and we’ve got a problem.
One of Jason’s major points about himself is that he is not a “motivator”.
Here’s a quote from Jason:
If you want to sit around and eat donuts all day why would that possibly bother me? And why would I want to motivate you? I’m not Jenny Craig or Matt Foley the motivational speaker who lives in a van down by the river. What you do is your choice. Sure I will make fun of you, laugh at you and encourage others to do the same; but it’s your life, not mine.
If you are too stupid to realize that regular exercise and a healthy diet is a necessary part of life I’m not going to waste my time telling you. Get on some prescription drugs, order a sausage pizza and watch another episode of Friends.
OK, he’s WAY more intense than I am. As you know, I’m a ridiculously mellow dude. I meditate, I read books about Zen, I love ABBA and Romantic comedies, have seen every episode of Sex and the City (twice), and have a habit of laughing at all of my own jokes. But, I am also NOT a motivational speaker.
Someone asked me recently what the name of my strength training company was, and I replied, “PDX Weightlifting.”
“Oh,” they said, “I think that would turn off a lot of people.”
I replied, “Yep. And that’s the point.”
You see, I’m not a yeller. I’m not like Jillian Michaels from the Biggest Loser. I’m not here to call you up on the phone, get you off the couch, convince you that it’s time to workout, force you to work hard, and then nitpick you every step of the way. There are trainers who do that for a living. They’re great at it. You need to be DEAD HONEST with yourself. If you NEED a trainer to be your external motivator, then you need to hire one of these guys (actually, they’re usually girls).
I ain’t that guy. I’m almost the opposite. I’m way too relaxed. In the gym, I’ll make sure you’re doing everything correctly, I’ll watch your lifts, I’ll discuss any and all topics you want to about your goals and progress. But, I’ll also be cracking (bad) jokes and being very silly. I do a great job of keeping the atmosphere exciting and fun. That’s my personality. And I expect everyone in my programs to stay positive and have fun while they workout, regardless of how hard it is. NO whining – period. I have no tolerance for whining. If you start wimping out, that’s you’re own problem. And I’ll focus my energy of the folks who are working hard with a great attitude.
I won’t force you to do something you don’t want to. If you say, “I can’t do it”, I’ll agree with you. If you say, “it hurts”, I’ll tell you to stop or modify till it doesn’t hurt. This is because when a truly motivated personal tells me this, it’s probably true! And I’m not going to make you do something that will result in injury.
Unfortunately, unmotivated people say these things as knee-jerk reactions to anything hard and as a result never push themselves hard enough to make any progress.
One of my favorite clients of all time is my client and friend Beth. She’s been working out with me for a few years now, and in all of that time, I don’t think I have EVER heard her say the phrase “I can’t”. This woman’s an animal. She’s more than tripled her strength levels, gone from “skinny fat” to seriously lean, and looks and feels great. (She regularly tells me about moving couches and other heavy shit up stairs by herself!) All I do is show her the most efficient path toward her goals. But, she’s the one who does all the work. And boy, does she!
When my people tell me “it’s hard” or “what the HELL are you having me do?!”, or “I’m going to kill you for making me do this”, they’re saying this as a badge of honor. They do whatever I ask of them, and they work their butts off. They may be cursing my name in the process … make no mistake! But, they do it.
If you have no personal motivation, you have no business doing business with me because you WILL NOT get the results you want. I’m a “lead the horse to water” coach. You hire me when you want over a decades worth of knowledge, program design skills, solid real-world advice, a fun atmosphere, serious weight-training, and serious results.
Tony Robbins eating Peter Griffin!
If you need more motivation, buy some books by Tony Robbins. And hey, once you’ve figured out your sh%t and decide you are ready to see the best results of your life and have a blast doing it, contact me and I’ll kick your butt with a big smile on my face.
I found this passage pretty funny from Jason’s post:
People ask me all kinds of questions when they find out what I do for a living.
“How do I lose this?” (grabbing a handful of a 48 inch waist)
“I don’t know.”
“How long should I do the stair climber for?”
“I don’t know.”
“I can’t give up carbs but I want to get lean. What should I do?”
“I don’t know.”
“I only have twenty minutes to train, twice a week. What should I do?”
“I don’t know.”
“I know you’re into all that heavy lifting but I can’t do that. What can I do instead?”
“I don’t know.”
“I’m a girl and I don’t want to get too bulky so how should I lift?”
“I don’t know.”
“How do I get motivated to go to the gym?”
“I don’t know.”
By training, I am a competitive Olympic Weightlifting Coach. THAT is what I do. I train athletes and people who seriously want to train with an athletic intensity on weightlifting-based programs. Every program I create is built through the lens of a weightlifting coach.
If you are someone who wants to be able to answer YES to that question box on your job application that says “can you lift 100 pounds?”, and then laugh that that sounds light, I’m your guy.
This can include lots of different people from lots of different backgrounds who have totally different end goals: obviously, competitive weightlifters; athletes in any “power sport” like baseball, football, golf; and fitness folks who want to be in the best shape of their lives and lose 20, 40, or more pounds of fat. The commonality is clear. All my people lift weights – hard. That’s the glue.
If you come to me wanting to lose 20+ pounds of fat, I’m not going to take it easy on you just because you aren’t in a competitive power-sport. I’m going to hammer you just like I would anyone else on heavy weightlifting exercises and make you ridiculously strong. As you’re losing that 20 pounds of fat, you’ll keep all your muscle, you’ll in fact gain muscle, become “toned”, learn a bunch of cool exercises like the clean and snatch, front squats, deadlifts, etc. And you’ll start being able to perform in a way you never have before in all of your life.
The great physicist Richard Feynman once said that he approached every problem with only 6 tools. Whenever a problem came up, he looked in his tiny little tool box, and tried all 6 of those tools on it. If that didn’t work, he switched to a new problem.
I’ve found that there are things that I can coach at a high level given the tools that I have and things I can’t. These are the ONLY things I do – 1) Competitive weightlifting; 2) power-sport training; 3) extreme fitness training. 3 things. That’s it. I’m great at these things. But, if you want to become the most kick-ass marathon runner of all time … you’ll need to find someone else. That just isn’t what I do.
This particular quote sounds very much like my own way of approaching coaching (hey, that rhymed!):
Often times people will tell me that they want to train with me and that I if they hire me or come to my gym I really need to push them. No, I don’t. You need to push yourself. You’re hiring me for my program design skills which are based on 16 years of experience. I am not a cheerleader. Any nitwit can yell at someone like a drill sergeant. Just because a workout is hard doesn’t mean it’s effective. Just because a coach yells loudly it doesn’t mean he’s smart.
If you can’t find it within yourself and are not driven to excel, there is nothing I can do for you.
I’ll give hard working, motivated, intelligent people everything I have. But for everyone else I have no time or patience. I know this offends many people. But it’s just me being honest.
I feel very lucky. I have a great set of people to work with. They all come in, work hard, joke around, have fun, and get into great shape. Not a bad job.
A new paper in the Archives of Internal Medicine found that women who strength train score higher on cognitive tests.
Older women who did an hour or two of strength training exercises each week had improved cognitive function a year later, scoring higher on tests of the brain processes responsible for planning and executing tasks, a new study has found.
The Women (ages 65 to 75) were all put on a strength training program for a full year.
A year later, the women who did strength training had improved their performance on tests of so-called executive function by 10.9 percent to 12.6 percent, while those assigned to balance and toning exercises experienced a slight deterioration — 0.5 percent. The improvements in the strength training group included an enhanced ability to make decisions, resolve conflicts and focus on subjects without being distracted by competing stimuli.
Notice that the control group still exercised, but only did “toning” and “balance” work and saw a slight deterioration in cognitive function. This is the kind of stuff you’d do in a Yoga class, or even an aerobics class. Those things are great (even essential). But, without a dedicated strength training program, you’re selling yourself short – apparently even your brain!
I miss Ronnie Coleman. Nothing against Jay Cutler, but Ronnie was a fun lovin’ dude. Yeah, Buddy!
“All that is clearly established by the data on autonomic-metabolic measurements during meditation is the hardly surprising conclusion that meditators are in a state of relaxation.”
By J. Davidson in “The physiology of meditation and mystical states of consciousness.” Perspectives in Biology and Medicine 1976; 19:345-379.
I get asked often by women over the age of 40 if they are going to be able to handle my programs.
Well, if a picture is worth a thousand words, and video runs at about 30 frames (pic’s) per second, then this 5 minute video is worth 9 million words! It’s Crystal West doing about 5 straight minutes of bad-ass push up variations. She’s over 40 and doesn’t let anything stop her.
In fact in a recent blog post, she said she’s now worked out for a consecutive 766 days! That’s over 2 years without a day off. OH, heaven’s you say, she must be wicked over trained. But, listen to her sensible approach to lifting:
“There are two fundamental ideas that I am aware of as I approach my playout. First, make sure that I am having fun. As my teacher says, ‘Fun is Fundamental.’ Secondly listen to my body that day and let it tell me what is right for me.”
]As many of you know, I’m working to open my own facility here in 2010 and I’ll be in need of gathering a lot of equipment for my strength athletes and clients.
One of the more fun things to train with is a fat bar, but I’m not about to go and buy a Buffalo bar. I’m sure they’re great, but hey, I’m on a budget!
So, here’s a video showing you how to create your own homemade fat bar.
HAT TIP: Ross Enamait. Check out his homemade gym equipment page, very cool!
Mothering magazine published a story about the dangers of Soy consumption that has royal pissed off a number of high profile vegans and vegetarians. Most notably John Robbins who wrote a letter to the editor bashing what he considered a misleading approach to the topic.
From the Article:
How Much Soy Do Asians Really Eat?
Those who dare to question the benefits of soy tend to receive one stock answer: Soy foods couldn’t possibly have a downside because Asians eat large quantities of soy every day and consequently remain free of most western diseases. In fact, the people of China, Japan, and other countries in Asia eat very little soy. The soy industry’s own figures show that soy consumption in China, Indonesia, Korea, Japan, and Taiwan ranges from 9.3 to 36 grams per day.1 That’s grams of soy food, not grams of soy protein alone. Compare this with a cup of tofu (252 grams) or soy milk (240 grams).2 Many Americans today think nothing of consuming a cup of tofu, a couple glasses of soy milk, handfuls of soy nuts, soy “energy bars,” and veggie burgers. Infants on soy formula receive the most of all, both in quantity and in proportion to body weight.In short, there is no historical precedent for eating the large amounts of soy food now being consumed by infants fed soy formula and vegetarians who favor soy as their main source of protein, or for the large amounts of soy being recommended by Dr. Andrew Weil, Dr. Christiane Northrup, and many other popular health experts.
What’s more, the rural poor in China have never seen-let alone feasted on-soy sausages, chili made with Textured Vegetable Protein (TVP), tofu cheesecake, packaged soy milk, soy “energy bars,” or other newfangled soy products that have infiltrated the American marketplace.
Here’s an excerpt of Robbins’ response.
The article’s author, Kaayla Daniel, repeatedly says that people of China, Japan and other countries in Asia eat very little soy, so there is no historical precedent for eating the amounts being recommended by people like Dr. Andrew Weil and Dr. Christiane Northrup. This is a misleading half truth. It is true that in parts of Asia, most notably China, soy consumption has been low. But Asia is a very large area with several billion people.
What’s important is not the average soy consumption for the whole of Asia, but the soy consumption in those parts of Asia which demonstrate the highest levels of human health. And there is no question about where that is. The elder population of Okinawa (a prefecture of Japan) have the best health and greatest longevity on the planet.
This is important because the highest soy consumption in the world is in Okinawa.
He goes on the talk about the benefits of having soy in your diet. Unfortunately in the end Robbins goes on his own diatribe against cows milk in which he makes some hideously misleading statements of his own, including:
-Cow’s milk provides more than nine times as much saturated fat as soy beverages, so is far more likely to contribute to heart disease.
-Soy beverages are cholesterol-free, while cow’s milk contains 34 mg of cholesterol per cup, which again means that cow’s milk is far worse for your heart and cardiovascular system.-Soy beverages lower both total and LDL (“bad”) cholesterol levels, while cow’s milk raises both total and LDL cholesterol levels, providing yet more reasons soymilk is better for your health.
SKIM milk is not bad for you. EVERY study that ever said anything bad about the heart negative effects of milk used milk with fat in it. Period.
I lived in Japan as a kid, and grew up eating Japanese food all the time. Soy in the form of Tofu and Miso was a staple at my table. I love these foods, and I’m not about to give them up (any more than I’m giving up milk). But, as is true with so many things, moderation is the key. Too many vegetarians and vegans rely solely on soy for their protein intake, and that is where to problem lies.
If you are a serious weight trainer (if you’re reading this, that means you) then you have a very high protein requirement. Do everything in your power to keep your protein sources varied. Too much of a good thing is … well, you know the rest.
And here he is discussing Milk
Check out the trailer for the new indie film Fighting It about 4 women working out their problems in the ring. I know, that basically defines every boxing movie since Rocky, but at least this one has some women in it who look like they are serious shape. Jill Morley directs and stars in the film which took her 3 years to get finish.
HAT TIP: Mighty Kat
From the Hagakure, The Book of the Samurai by Yamamoto Tsunetomo:
In one’s life, there are levels in the pursuit of study. In the lowest level, a person studies but nothing comes of it, and he feels that both he and others are unskillful. At this point he is worthless. In the middle level he is still useless but is aware of his own insufficiencies and can also see the insufficiencies of others. In a higher level he has pride concerning his own ability, rejoices in praise from others, and laments the lack of ability in his fellows. This man has worth. In the highest level a man has the look of knowing nothing.
These are the levels in general. But there is one transcending level, and this is the most excellent of all. This person is aware of the endlessness of entering deeply into a certain Way and never thinks of himself as having finished. he truly knows his own insufficiencies and never in his whole life thinks that he has succeeded. he has no thoughts of pride but with self-abasement knows the Way to the end. It is said that Master Yagyu once remarked, “I do not know that way to defeat others, but the way to defeat myself.”
Throughout your life advance daily, becoming more skillful than yesterday, more skillful than today. This is never ending.
