I think I’m going to have a heart attack watching this.  People will do anything to not do work.

This is a hilarious “mock-commercial”.

I go to Portland State University, home of the Vikings.  So little wonder that I’m into Svend Karlsen, the 2001 Worlds Strongest Man, who has a habit of screaming, “Viking Power!” at the top of his lungs every time he does a successful event.  (I keep trying to get my school to adopt him as our official mascot, but to no avail.)

Much like the other two strong man competitors I’ve profiled (Magnus Samuelsson, and Mariusz Pudzianowski) his training routine is outright insane.  But, hey, that’s what it takes if you’re going to be the Worlds Strongest Man.  Below I’ve posted his workout schedule and a 6 part video from Youtube about his training.

Day 1

Barbell Log press: 2-3 x 6 – 12 (that’s 2 to 3 sets of 6 to 12 reps)
Tire Flip:  3 x 6 – 8 flips
Stones: 3 x 5
Close Grip Bench Press:  1 x 4 – 6; 1 x 10-14
Lying French Press:  2 x 8-12
Push downs:  2 x 8 – 12
Crunches:  3 x 12

Day 2

Front Squat:  2 x 4-6
Karlsen Squats (see video below):  3 x 8-12
Leg Extension:  3 x 12 – 20
Calf Raise:  3 x 20
Concept 2 Rower: 3 x 500 meters

Day 3

Fast Walking or Easy Swimming for 1 Hour

Day 4

Apollons Axle:  1 x 1 – 3; 1 x 6 – 10
Log Lift: 1 x 4 – 8; 1 x 8 – 12
Karlsen Crusifix Flies: 2 x 8
Incline Log Press: 1 x 3 – 6, 1 x 12
Crossovers: 3 x 8 – 12

Day 5

Deadlift: 2 x 3 – 6
Seated Rows: 3 x 8 – 12
Pull Downs: 3 x 8 – 12
Shrugs: 3 x 12
Bent over side laterals: 3 x 8 – 12

Day 6

Fast walking or light swimming – 1 hour

Day 7

Super Yoke: 3 x 25 meters
Farmers Walk (in the Snow!!): 2 sets of 2 x 35meters
Conan’s Wheel: 2 x 3 laps
Truck Pull: 3 x 10 meters
Loading: 3 x 5 kegs for 5 -10 meters

Day 8

He says he “takes massage”. 

OK, here’s the 6 part video on Youtube.  If you like it, you should support Svend by buying it on Ironmind. Viking Power!

Part 1

Part 2

part 3

part 4

part 5

part 6

Yesterday I posted the workout routine of Mariusz Pudzianowski.  Today, I’m posting a link to a great video on my favorite strongman competitor of all time:  Magnus Samuelsson.

In addition to being a Worlds Strongest Man winner, he is a down-home Swedish dairy farmer and a truly laid back and nice guy by all accounts.  This video highlights some of that, and includes his at-home training and contest shots.   It even includes his 8,500 calorie a day diet!!

Magnus is also a lifetime drug-free competitor, which as we all know is a rare commodity in any strength sport.

My ambition was to see how strong I could get, and I am totally clean, which proves that success is possible without drugs.

OK, here’s the video.  Note: it’s long, about 40 minutes, so sit back with some protein and get inspired to workout – farm-boy style!

CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO

OH, and if you haven’t seen him on the Swedish version of “Let’s Dance” (seriously!) click here.

Check out the newest and coolest way to drink your Gatorade at the gym!

Here’s Cara Heads, the 2000 Olympian taking someone off the street and teaching them the Olympic lifting movements to prove her point that anyone can get into this sport for fun and fitness.

I have proven over and over in my coaching practice that I can show ANYONE how to do the basic Olympic lifts in under 1 hour.  Period.

You don’t need to be a world champion to get in great shape!

And here’s Cara working on her Snatch technique off the blocks:

This video is the proof!

This video starts out looking cute, then sad, then hilarious.  Great drama indeed!  Moral?  Eat your cheese.

OK, now the following is going to look outright insane.  And it is.  But, then, so is Mariusz, the multiple time Worlds Strongest Man (WSM) Winner.

I remember the first time I saw Mariusz competing in the WSM, I couldn’t believe my eyes.  The guy looked, and performed, unlike any of the other competitors.  He was leaner (much leaner), faster, and unstoppable.

How did he get that way?  A ridiculous training program and an even more insane diet. Mariusz trains twice a day, 6 days a week.  He’s got 3 workouts that he alternates.  In the morning he does gym training, and in the evening he does event training.  Let’s take a look:

Day One – Morning Workout – 9am

Back Squats: 8 x 6-2 (sets x reps)
Leg Curls: 6 x 20
Leg Extension: 6 x 20
Pull ups: 6 x 15
Chin ups: 6 x 10
Behind the neck Pull down: 4 x 15
Rows: 4 x 15
Abs:  6 x 30  (on exercises like hanging leg raises, side bends, etc)

That is not a joke!  He does all of that in one session only lasting 90 minutes!  He works FAST.  No wonder he’s so ripped.

Day One – Evening – 6pm

Sandbag Carry: 3 x 170 meters

Conan’s Wheel: 3 x 2.5 revolutions

Tire Flip: 3 x 10 flips

Day Two – Morning – 9am

Front Squats:  Up to a single at 250 kilos

Calf Work: 6 x 15

Overhead Press: Work sets – 6 x 5-4

Deadlifts: Up to a set with 300 kilos (for a few reps, 2 or 3)

Good Mornings:  8 x multiple reps

Day Two – Evening – 6pm

Bushman’s Walk:  3 x 15 meters @ 300 kilos

Presses with Machine Used in Competition: 3 x 10 @ 120kg

Crucifix Hold: 40 kilos for 30 seconds

Day Three – Morning – 9am

Bench Press: Multiple sets of 8 to 2 reps

Barbell Triceps Extensions: work up to 80 kilos

Standing French Press

Day Three – Evening – 6pm

Same as Day One plus Power Stairs and Parallel Stairs

Doesn’t seem like enough?  Well, apparently Mariusz didn’t either.  So, he also does Karate twice a week, swimming, and medium distance running!  He also jump ropes daily.

Diet

What about diet?  Here’s a quote from Muscle and Fitness magazine:

“My energy comes from my diet. Breakfast is 10 eggs and 2-3 pounds of bacon. Between meals, I eat lots of candy…I need it for energy. Lunch, at 1 or 2 p.m., is a double meal of a Polish pork chop, sauerkraut and potatoes.

An hour later, I work out, then take lots of supplements: magnesium, creatine, amino acids, all that stuff, and more chocolate.

Dinner is whatever meat I can get: steaks, pork chops, bacon, plus more sauerkraut and potatoes. [After I work out] I have a protein shake and more chocolate.”

Yes, he said “candy”.  But, if you trained like he did, you could eat all the candy you wanted also!

Personally, I think the “secret” is the sauerkraut.

References

1. http://marunde-muscle.com/kirit.html
2. http://ifitandhealthy.com/mariusz-pudzianowski-workout-and-diet/
3. http://www.criticalbench.com/Mariusz-Pudzianowski.htm

A Woman’s husband in Britain talks so much in his sleep that she is always kept up by it.  In response, she decided to keep a blog to record his musings.  Here’s an excerpt of one of rants:

“I’d like to introduce you to Mr. and Mrs. Spoon… Fuck you, tossbag. I never liked them. And never will.”

“Yeah, falling in love is WONDERFUL. Especially when it’s with me.”

“Yeah I do. I have SO much to give. Choke on it!”

“Can you hold… can you hold my starfish? It doesn’t like it when I’m getting excited. Oh look, it likes you! Its legs are all cree-py cree-py.”

My Dad never slept much.  5 or 6 hours was all she wrote.  I clearly got his disease.  Because of my workout schedule I sleep more than I otherwise would, but I still top out at around 7 hours.  So, reading a blog about a guy who’s sleeping largely just makes me jealous! 

But, I can also relate.  My brother and I shared a bedroom when we were kids (until I was 18!).  We both talked in our sleep.  My Dad said he’d get woken up in the middle of the night (light sleeper), thinking we were just being loud, come into our room to shut us up, and realize that in fact we were zonked out … and having a totally insane sleep induced conversation. 

Unfortunately, there was no easy access to video cameras and Youtube back then, or I’d totally have that online.  I would have loved to see it.

Speaking of Youtube, here’s an interview with the couple: